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ABOUT ME & WHAT I OFFER AS A BISEXUAL MALE ESCORT

ABOUT ME & WHAT I OFFER AS A BISEXUAL MALE ESCORT

I work full time as a bisexual male escort in between working professionally as an internet marketer for the Adult Industry. I really love escorting & define myself as 'sex positive'. This means having a positive attitude about sex & feeling comfortable with my own sexual identity as well as the sexual behaviors of others. 

I like Men and Women, sometimes one more than the other. Bisexuality is a fluid thing. If you're a guy reading this and feel bi-curious, it  doesn't mean you're on the first stop on the road to Gaytown; it simply means you're open minded and sex positive like me. You may even have considered making an appointment with a gay male escort or rent boy but stopped short. As a fully versatile bisexual male escort in the North East (travels Nationwide) I can deliver ALL of the same services with very little of the risk associated with that sector. Some men feel more comfortable exploring their sexuality in the company of, and with active participation from, a kinky female...so if it's a hot MMF scenario you're after, it's easily arranged since my real life partner of 16+ years is female escort fun50minx. Raw male on male sex is best 121 though; there's more concentration, more intensity, & highly recommended if that's truly what you desire. 

Bisexual since school days, I'm masculine and 'non scene', but passionate and full-on in the bedroom delivering SEXperiences from mild to wild. I'm also a bit of a switch.  So if you're looking for a fun date with good conversation, a gentle boyfriend experience (BFE), an intimate and passionate BFE, or down right dirty full s*xual intercourse (top or bottom) get in touch. Kinky players are welcome too. I've morphed into what you could call a 'junior Master' as increasing numbers of meets are with people seeking to be dominated/humiliated, something I'm more than comfortable with. I have my own professionally equipped playroom, and am acknowledged as something of an expert with electrostimulation. Electroplay or E-Stim as its sometimes known isn't about pain (unless that's what you want). It's about sensation, and in the right hands (mine & yours under supervision) it can deliver feelings to DIE FOR, especially when combined with my latest toy, the SeriousKit milking machine; edging you for prolonged periods you'll want to never end I promise you, with a hands free climax on the cards if you're patient and go with the flow. Or even multiple orgasms over the space of an hour. Delicious. 

I have FOUR British made power boxes by E-Stim Systems, plus a large array of accessories including electrodes for anal or vaginal insertion and for stimulation of the skin surface. Anal play in general is another common request. If you're new to that area fear not....I have a ton of sex toys, all kept in pristine condition and protected when in use, from small beginner vibes and plugs to monsters that will take you years to learn how to handle. Again, I'm very knowledgeable & experienced and you'll be in safe (gloved) hands. 

Cross Dressers interest me too.  Some guys just like the feel of nylon and lingerie; but others have sought comfort in being feminised from an early age. Gender dysphoria is sometimes scoffed at & portrayed as some kind of 'illness', however, there have been countless studies by eminent psychologists & health bodies (including the NHS) that have proved it to be very REAL; As a bisexual male escort, I get it...aka emotional empathy. I have feminine clothing, lingerie, heels, make-up & wigs available for you to try and/or you can store your own kit with me too. I can dress as well if you want...you'd be surprised how alluring I can look & how kinky & full on I can be; there's no 'pretending'.

You're paying for my time as a bisexual male escort & whatever happens behind closed doors is between YOU and ME. It'll always be safe sane & consensual though, & I'm guaranteed to be squeaky clean. Most importantly, I'm regularly tested negative for STI's with proof on my phone. By the way....did you know that s*xworkers in general have a lower incidence of STI's than members of the general public? That's because we're more careful. #Justsaying

Nudism, outdoor 'fun' and hot car meets can be arranged too at several 'quiet spots' I know. Incalls are at a safe discreet location easily accessible from the A1 motorway, A66, A68 or by rail. I'm about 45 minutes by car from Newcastle during the day, or an hour from Leeds. Fast trains from London take around 3 hours.  Give me a day's notice & I can travel anywhere in England, subject to satisfactory agreement over travel fees. I've visited Cornwall, London, the West Midlands, Scotland & Wales so don't be afraid to ask.  I would love to meet you xx

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ABOUT ME & WHAT I OFFER AS A BISEXUAL MALE ESCORT

I work full time as a bisexual male escort in between working professionally as an internet marketer for the Adult Industry. I really love escorting & define myself as 'sex positive'. This means having a positive attitude about sex  and feeling comfortable with my own sexual identity as well as the sexual behaviors of others. 

I like Men and Women, sometimes one more than the other. Bisexuality is a fluid thing. If you're a guy reading this and feel bi-curious, it  doesn't mean you're on the first stop on the road to Gaytown; it simply means you're open minded and sex positive like me. You may even have considered making an appointment with a gay male escort or rent boy but stopped short. As a fully versatile bisexual male escort in the North East (travels Nationwide) I can deliver ALL of the same services with very little of the risk associated with that sector. Some men feel more comfortable exploring their sexuality in the company of, and with active participation from, a kinky female...so if it's a hot MMF scenario you're after, it's easily arranged since my real life partner of 16+ years is female escort fun50minx. Raw male on male sex is best 121 though; there's more concentration, more intensity, & highly recommended if that's truly what you desire. 

Bisexual since school days, I'm masculine and 'non scene', but passionate and full-on in the bedroom delivering SEXperiences from mild to wild. I'm also a bit of a switch.  So if you're looking for a fun date with good conversation, a gentle boyfriend experience (BFE), an intimate and passionate BFE, or down right dirty full s*xual intercourse (top or bottom) get in touch. Kinky players are welcome too. I've morphed into what you could call a 'junior Master' as increasing numbers of meets are with people seeking to be dominated/humiliated, something I'm more than comfortable with. I have my own professionally equipped playroom, and am acknowledged as something of an expert with electrostimulation. Electroplay or E-Stim as its sometimes known isn't about pain (unless that's what you want). It's about sensation, and in the right hands (mine & yours under supervision) it can deliver feelings to DIE FOR, especially when combined with my latest toy, the SeriousKit milking machine; edging you for prolonged periods you'll want to never end, I promise you, with a hands free climax on the cards if you're patient 

and go with the flow. Or even multiple orgasms over the space of an hour. Delicious. I have FOUR British made power boxes by E-Stim Systems, plus a large array of accessories including electrodes for anal or vaginal insertion and for stimulation of the skin surface. Anal play in general is another common request. If you're new to that area fear not....I have a ton of sex toys, all kept in pristine condition & protected when in use, from small beginner vibes and plugs to monsters that will take you years to learn how to handle. Again, I'm very knowledgeable & experienced, and you'll be in safe (gloved) hands. 

Cross Dressers interest me too.  Some guys just like the feel of nylon and lingerie; but others have sought comfort in being feminised from an early age. Gender dysphoria is sometimes scoffed at & portrayed as some kind of 'illness', however, there have been countless studies by eminent psychologists & health bodies (including the NHS) that have proved it to be very REAL; As a bisexual male escort, I get it...aka emotional empathy. I have feminine clothing, lingerie, heels, make-up & wigs available for you to try and/or you can store your own kit with me too. I can dress as well if you want...you'd be surprised how alluring I can look & how kinky & full on I can be; there's no 'pretending'.  

You're paying for my time as a bisexual male escort & whatever happens behind closed doors is between YOU and ME. It'll always be safe sane & consensual though, & I'm guaranteed to be squeaky clean. Most importantly, I'm regularly tested negative for STI's with proof on my phone. By the way....did you know that s*xworkers in general have a lower incidence of STI's than members of the general public? That's because we're more careful. #Justsaying

Nudism, outdoor 'fun' and hot car meets can be arranged too at several 'quiet spots' I know. Incalls are at a safe discreet location easily accessible from the A1 motorway, A66, A68 or by rail. I'm about 45 minutes by car from Newcastle during the day, or an hour from Leeds. Fast trains from London take around 3 hours.  Give me a day's notice & I can travel anywhere in England, subject to satisfactory agreement over travel fees. I've visited Cornwall, London, the West Midlands, Scotland & Wales so don't be afraid to ask. I would love to meet you xx

FAQ's

DO YOU DO STRAIGHT MFM MEETINGS?

Yes I do. I love to meet mature (aged 35+) M/F couples for MFM threeway fun. Though bisexual, I'm perfectly capable of playing 100% str8 if that's what the situation calls for.  I've enjoyed a fair few meets with liberated M/F couples; sex positive men & women who've learnt that communication is the key to great sex. Some of them seek the company of a bisexual male escort either because the man has expressed a wish to explore same sex desire beside his partner, other times, the lady has instigated proceedings....some women get very turned on by the prospect of watching their man indulge in MM fun before joining in herself. Different strokes for Different folks! Interestingly, many of these couples live near well known swinger clubs (its as if close proximity of these venues sparks private discussion of more adventurous scenarios) or they're members of swinger sites. In the case of the former, they sometimes choose not to go for reasons of discretion & privacy, especially if they work in 'sensitive' public sector jobs; likewise with swinger websites...notorious for timewasters & dreamers. Booking time with an experienced and professional bisexual male escort avoids these issues. I'll ALWAYS turn up & I guarantee we'll have a fun time. What's not to love? Whatever you do don't risk going to your grave 'wondering', life really is short! 

OVERNIGHTS?

Yep! Love them. Your place, your hotel, or mine. An overnight is 12-14 hours. You supply food and drink on an outcall, I supply refreshments/take-out on an incall. Rates vary according to format, which is: fun & sleep, fun-sleep-fun, or solid fun if you can handle it. Few can, but that doesn't mean you won't have a fab night (and morning glory). I need a couple of days notice and a deposit is required! 

WHAT'S A CUSTOM BOOKING?

Some potential clients want to meet me, but live too far away or they never get up to the North East. I can't say I blame them! Few players can accommodate either....because they're married. (although some live in 'unofficial' open relationships, others go a step further and embrace a CNM lifestyle....don't know what I mean by that ? Check out the video on this page.)  I can & do frequently travel the length & breadth of Britain for male escort and couple bookings. If you wish, I can book a hotel at a mutually convenient location on your behalf for a discreet incall, as well as arranging parking, meals, bar tab etc. You have nothing to do except turn up and crucially there will be no paper trail. A deposit is required, & you can even pay that in cash or crypto so you remain anonymous. A little notice is required, ideally not less than the day before, however, if it's a SAMEDAY 'must' I will do my best to fit you in, especially if you can make contact before 10AM for a meeting later in the day.  

LADIES?

Looking for no-strings-fun (NSF) from an experienced, considerate & educated guy? Fed up with sites like Tinder, time-wasters and 'saddos'? Apart from meeting females in MFM or MMF situations, I sometimes meet ladies solo. Mature women over 40, especially business 'types' are of particular interest. I'm only too happy to verify my identity & 'current' appearance by phone camera & dated banner. In general* I will only outcall to ladies during the day in the following areas: North East including Northumberland, North Yorkshire, Leeds & Cumbria adjacent to or east of M6. If 'kink' is your thing, then incalls are offered in my luxury fully equipped 'Fifty Shades' style playroom. Please call 07756-209560 to arrange a date. 

* Further afield, evenings & overnights by arrangement.

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Male Escort Service for Men & M/F Couples. Anything from a gentle BFE (boy friend experience) to a full on 'sesh'. Experienced and/or nervous newbies welcome. Don't be shy! It's nothing more than 2 sexy people getting together for some much needed relief & NSF. Please rest assured, your dirty secret is safe with me, and will remain that way, no matter what, so pick up the phone 🙂 #DoItNow

MMF & MFM meets are easily arranged. (don't know the difference?....then go here) I'm the male half of fun50couple, one of the UK's best known escort duos. We're a real life couple with experience spanning nearly a decade offering threeway scenarios to mainly middle aged married men. Be wary of independent escorts who sometimes work together offering MFMs for no other reason than financial gain. It's a different dynamic, it will show, and you could be left disappointed. Also please note, fun50geeze is genuinely bisexual and versatile; I'm not there as a spectator, I'm a FULL-ON escort too! Threeways are top of the list of fantasies for many people (male and female). Get in touch!

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MMF, MFM, MMM, Group, Cuckold

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Are you a kinkster? Fed up with shabby so called dungeon playrooms with poor facilities? So were we. That's why we built our own 5***** facility up in the North East. Find out more....

A high proportion of my solo meets as the Tees Valley Master are with hard core submissives. The kind of guys who like edging, extreme anal play, electrostimulation, mummification, watersports, pleasuring/worshipping me/my body etc, restraint, chastity, gas masks, gimp hoods, [ahem] 'room odourisers' & not your weak run of the mill stuff either, sometimes all those things combined. I have a few guys who are forever pushing limits... are you like that? Send me a detailed email: fun50geeze@protonmail.com. Don't hold back, & we'll see what we can do together. Fast comprehensive reply guaranteed.

I don't have a full dungeon anymore (I sold the Darlington premises in August 2022, stay tuned for new XXX commercial property in 2024/25) but I do still have a professionally equipped playroom. It has a heavy duty bondage bed with sling and pendulum, a fucking bench with restraints and a hoop for stirrups, enough sex toys to open a shop, and not one but FOUR electrostim power boxes including a mains operated 2B. So there's plenty to keep you entertained. August 2023, & I've now got the SeriousKit milker set up & working; this will form the basis of a complete line-up of their suction equipment including an electrosuit I'll acquire over time. One other thing...if you want double dom/domme I/we can do that too. (with Mistress Orchid aka Tees Valley Mistress)

ENJOY LIST:

"A" Levels
Anal Play
BDSM
Being Filmed
Car Meets
CIM (at discretion)
Cross Dressing
Deep Throat
Dinner Dates
Domination (giving)
Electrostim
Exhibitionism

Duis himenaeo

Facials
Fetish
Fingering
Fisting (giving)
French Kissing 
Hand Relief
Humiliation (giving)
MMF/MFM 3somes
Modeling
Moresomes/Group
Naturism
Nudism


Oral
OWO (discretion)
Penetration
Prostate Massage
Receiving Oral
Rimming (receive)
Rimming (give, at discretion)
Sauna
SeriousKit Milking
Spanking
Travel Companion
Watersports
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WITH:

Men
Women
Couples MF
Couples MM
Group